IF THIS DOESN'T GRAB YOU, NOTHING WILL

Whether one agrees or disagrees with US involvement in the affairs of Middle Eastern countries, a picture like this should motivate those in power to find another way to resolve the issues.
Link to story: Might have to copy and paste to your browser. http://blogs.gettyimages.com/news/2007/05/30/
memorial-day-at-arlington-national-cemetery/

NOW CLASS, PAY ATTENTION!

Everyone see the red wire? Do not touch it when the television is plugged into the outlet and turned on. It will get your attention like nothing else could, and will cause your hair to stand up, make your heart feel like it will explode and make a part of your body go limp, so much so that no amount of viagra will revive it. (Women need not be concerned with the last issue).

Now, would anybody do this TWICE in one lifetime? I'm not going to say. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid........

PAYBACK TIME FOR SUGGESTING IT'S TIME TO PUT ME IN A CARE HOME

I received a call from Robin who was on the way to see her orthodontist. So, I thought it might be nice to share a picture of her with all the junk in her mouth. Hard to see, but it's there.
My question; Is all this time and money spent supposed to result in making her look pretty????? At least her hair looks decent. I could have uploaded the following picture.
OOPS!!!!!!!!

WTF

I'm starting to wonder why I can stick my finger up my nose in search of that elusive "booger" without too much consequence, and on the other hand, if a gnat the size of a pin head flies up my nose, it make me crazy.

NEW TRICK FOR OLD DOG

I'm sure all will agree that
are important. With this in mind, here is something one should not do.

Never attempt to drink a glass of water with a plastic fork pointing upwards in the same hand as the one that is holding the glass. DUH!

Gettin' dumber by the minute!!!

CONNED BY THE GRANDMONSTERS

The other evening I got stuck watching the kids while mom and dad went out to see a movie together. Adam was pissed off because he had to do homework while the other two and I got to watch television. At nine o'clock I told Shelby and Zack to take a bath. They gave me crap about who would be first and I finally had them choose a number between one and ten. Shelby lost and up she went. After a time I told Zack it was his turn. Up he went. Some time had past and I got to thinking, it's too quiet. I found all three in mom's room watching
on television. I yelled "Is this appropriate?" All three of them replied in unison, "Yes!" Again, I yelled, "Is this program appropriate?" Again all three said, "Yes!" One said "Mom lets us watch this all the time." So, who am I to argue. Besides, they weren't fighting with each other and it was quiet.
When mom got home, I asked her if it was okay for the kids to watch




When she freaked out, I knew I had been had. Since when did grandkids start lying to their grandparents? Oh, that's right! That's why they are now referred to as "GRANDMONSTERS!"

AGAIN, MORE PICTS

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I WAS WORRIED

THEN I WASN'T

MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO WORRY

MORE PICTS

Received pictures from Aaron yesterday. And no, I still haven't received the screwdriver that was shipped by boat. His kids are growin' up as well.
These were taken back during November '03.














TODAY.......................................................




Where the heck are your teeth. You'll never find a boyfriend with a face like this!





The cheap one that sent my screwdriver by boat to save money is the one on the left.

GROWIN' UP

Received this years school pictures of Robin's kids and started to overlay them on last years pictures in the frame. Been doing this since '04. Since I don't have a life, I found time to line them up to see how they have changed over the years. I'm sure all will agree my gene pool has done wonders for these kids.














































































As things progress, they will end up looking just like their parents, which may not be a good thing.

LEARNED SOMETHING NEW

Here's something I'll bet you didn't know. If you leave jeans that have gotten too small in the waist folded up and stored away for a long, long time, they will get longer in length. I know this because some years ago I had to resort to buying new jeans made in China. We all know the Chinese size clothes a little smaller, so I was forced into buying jeans with a larger waist size. I saved the old jeans, thinking I would someday be able to get into them again. Well, that day came. I pulled them out of the closet, put them on, and was able to fasten the top button easily.
However, when I looked down, the ends of the jeans legs were bunched up around my ankles big time. They certainly weren't that long when I put them in storage, so this is how I know jeans get longer when stored over a long period of time.