Friday, December 14, 2007

NOW CLASS, PAY ATTENTION!


Everyone see the red wire? Do not touch it when the television is plugged into the outlet and turned on. It will get your attention like nothing else could, and will cause your hair to stand up, make your heart feel like it will explode and make a part of your body go limp, so much so that no amount of viagra will revive it. (Women need not be concerned with the last issue).

Now, would anybody do this TWICE in one lifetime? I'm not going to say. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid........

2 comments:

Leonna said...

Now that is just a death wish waiting to happen. Did you flunk electricity safety 101?

Family said...

Damit! I was just pulling out the will! Say, when was the last time you went sky diving?

Can you say LCD tv?