ATTENTION TO DETAIL

The person named on this business card has been working for the company a long time, and after all this time, she finally got a business card. I remember how excited I was when I received my first business card, and I believe Idalia was excited as well. When she showed it to me, the letters in parenthesis jumped out at me and I read it as (PMS). I took some time and lots of laughing between us to get my head around the fact that it really read (PMD). I don't know why I would ever think Idalia suffered from PMS, since she is always happy and always has a bright smile on her face. Besides, she's probably too old to experience PMS but is really lucky because she does not look a day over 80.

JUST KIDDING, IDALIA

Now for those of you who are quick to catch things, tell me what is really wrong with this card.

OUT OF MY LEAGUE

I'm going to say that the current state of economic affairs was the cause for me being in a bar late last night swillin' down the booze. At some point while there, I came to realize that I was the oldest guy in the place amongst everyone else who didn't look a day over 25. What a BITCH! To make matters worse, the waitress kept calling me "Sir." Makes me wonder what the person sitting across from me was thinking.