NICE TO BE APPRECIATED

So, yesterday I did some home repairs for a young woman, and when finished, she exclaimed, "I'm so happy I could just kiss you!" If it were not for the giant Samoan guy standing next to her, I would have considered accepting the offer. Kiss....? Giant Samoan....? Hmmm....I'm not stupid! "Kiss me, kiss me!" Giant Samoan stepped forward.
Didn't take long for me to pick up my tools and run.