
Each year I look forward to working like a slave at your place just so you'll feed me a sparse meal daily. However things will be different this year, because I've been instructed by the orthopedic doctor to take it easy for a while so I can mend my body after the accident. No manual labor, no monster kids, no gettin' frisky with each other while I'm in bed in the room next to yours, etc.

I've been instructed to call him if you fail in any way, so he can report you to the old guy abuse center.
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Dang - is there anything left for US to break! What will the kids do for fun while you are here?
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