We met this lady walking two Jack Russell Terriers
and during the course of the conversation, she said the hyper one would become less so when she gets it de-nutted or for you refined types, neutered. Eureka! There's my answer. I'm gettin' a sex change! I've already talked to a doctor and he said with luck, I could end up looking like this....
When done, I plan to pay for the operation by "SELLING MY SERVICES" on Mango Street in Wahiawa and lookin' like this, I can make lots of money. STEVE! FREE FOR YOU!My neighbors have a name picked out for me. I will be known as "Bobarina."
Wow! I get all the sex I want and get paid for it as well. Once again...STEVE! FREE FOR YOU!!!
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I had a dream about you while we were on vacation. In my dream, you came to our house and I noticed a ring on your finger. You told us you had gotten married again and that Aaron was going to have a little brother. You then showed us a picture of your 30 yr old wife. YIKES!
Amazing but spooky...You got everything right except for the gender of the child.
Have you been taking your medication? Aaron
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