BETTER THAN TELEVISION

So, I walk out of my house yesterday and find my neighbor golfing in a tree. He thinks those little balls hanging on the tree are golf balls. Funny....He doesn't look like a "Portagee" or for those of you in the mid-west, a Polock. The kids were standing under the tree yellin', "Mama, look at da boo boo," and the wife was rollin' her eyes upward and wondering if it would be worth the trouble to call the insurance company to increase the payout on him. Don't wait.....call the agent. I'll help you spend the money.