Hey, Dude! Maybe it's time to a) get your glasses adjusted (if you can't tell the difference between a nail on your finger and a three-penny nail) or b) hang up the old tool belt in exchange for a rocker. How did the Stress Test go? Or have you had it yet? (Maybe thinking about all that stress made you forget that you had a lethal weapon in your hand?) Hope you are on the mend.
I'm off the "stupid Bob" hook. X-ray shows there is a magnet in my finger and this caused the hammer to be attracted to it. No stress test yet. Next month. Trouble finding a cute young nurse to aid in getting my heart rate up. If they can't find one, I'll have to resort to using a treadmill.
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Hey, Dude! Maybe it's time to a) get your glasses adjusted (if you can't tell the difference between a nail on your finger and a three-penny nail) or b) hang up the old tool belt in exchange for a rocker.
How did the Stress Test go? Or have you had it yet? (Maybe thinking about all that stress made you forget that you had a lethal weapon in your hand?)
Hope you are on the mend.
More likely he saw some "skirt" pass by and was attemptin to show off.
I'm off the "stupid Bob" hook. X-ray shows there is a magnet in my finger and this caused the hammer to be attracted to it. No stress test yet. Next month. Trouble finding a cute young nurse to aid in getting my heart rate up. If they can't find one, I'll have to resort to using a treadmill.
It has now been about a month since this post. Did the finger fall off?
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